Standard (EADGBE)
you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed
to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community
you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly
post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle
she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought
she's an idea or an ideal that you won't
ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut
i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us
ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts
to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen
and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat
that your stupid on-line world and your
stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
where applicable
not valid in vermont
void where prohibited
and shut your fucking mouth
don't go to easter isle
and overpopulate
you'll destroy god's spaceship earth
dilute dilute o.k.