Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

 There's a real cool club in the other part of town

 Where the real cool kids go to sit around

 and talk bad about the other kids

 Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

Verse 2

 There's millie, pickles and pattycakes too

 and cubby's making mean jokes about you

 ha ha, ya little twit

 yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

MIDTRO:

Verse 3

They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers

 and they'll laugh at the toughskin your mom got you from sears

 you dork they'll never let you in

 cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

MIDTRO:

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Verse 4

 You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too

 and that's why they draw funny pictures of you

 and talk bad about all the kids

 cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

 cause it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it

 cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

  ends on:

cause it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it

Hope you'd enjoy it, my fellow guitarists!