Compact Disc Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

A That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc

 It's a method of conDveying sound, it's square outside, inAside it's round

A That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate

 Reading of the Dnumbers that make up different Asounds in fact

E It's the most technologically advanced

 Sound F♯reproduction Dknown to man

A E (w/ slides up from D#)

At least in the commercially viable sense

A That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc

 Every subtle nuance Dof a tune is made availaAble to you

A That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true

 Technically it works with Dlaser beams yet you can learn to use it Aeasily

E Throw your scratched, dusty records in the F♯trash

 It's time to Dmove out of the Apast

E (w/ slides up from D#)

In the profit analysis sense

Solo

A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time

 An inferior and Doverpriced product of an underAactive mind

A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam

 Devoid of any thought or Dheart at all

 It's the antithesis of Arock and roll

E But no one cares that a record sounds better

 Cause you F♯just can't buy them so it Djust doesn't matter at Aall

E (w/ slides up from D#)

And that's common sense

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