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 The girls are as fast as a game

 Are as bright as a flame and you're always to blame

 The girls are as pink as the light

 And as dark as the night and they're always right

The girls are as cold as the sphinx

 Always dreaming of minks, they drive you to drink

 The girls are as soft as a sigh

 That whispers good-bye and leaves you to cry

 But the dogs, well, they're only dogs

 Just wagging their tails as they watch it end

 Oh, the dogs, well, they're only dogs

 And maybe that's why they're man's best friend

The girls can make you feel cold

Can make you feel old, an antique to be sold

The girls they play with your heart

They tear you apart, you're never too smart

The girls they throw you from towers

They'll whip you with flowers it depends on the hours

The girls eill treat you like trash or let you be brash

It depends on your cash

But the dogs don't depend on a thing

They just lick your face when they see it end

Oh, the dogs don't depend on a thing

And maybe that's why they're man's best friend

The girls you know that they are vain

They will poison your brain, they will drive you insane

The girls will laugh at your jokes

How they love the coat on (???) but it is all a hoax

The girls are still making dates

They still making you wait and they say you are late

The girls are yours for a throw (?)

At least you think so, ah but you will never know

The dogs, well you know the dogs

They lift up a leg as they see it end

The dogs well you know the dogs

And maybe that's why they're man's best friend

The girls they're not what they seem

They all have a scheme, they call it a dream

The girls are as hot as they please

And you're down on your knees with the greatest of ease

The girls say you're on the right track

Then they take it all back, tie it up in a sack

The girls they will give it of course

But they give with such force that it gives you remorse

But the dogs they give nothing at all

They just lift a leg as they watch it end

Oh, the dogs, they give nothing at all

And that's the reason why they're man's best friend

 And yet it's because of the girls when they've knocked us about

 And our tears want to shout that we kick the dogs out