Jackie Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Gm Dm x4

Verse 1

  GmAnd if one Dmday I should beGmcome a singer Dmwith a Spanish Gmbum

  Who sings for Dmwomen of great GmvirtueDm

  GmI'd sing to Dmthem with a guiGmtar I'd borrowed Dmfrom a coffee Gmbar

  Well, what you Dmdon't know doesn't Gmhurt you!Dm

  GMy name would be AntonG7Mio and all my bridges I would Gmaj6burn

  And when I gave them some they'd G7Mknow IG'd expect something in reAmturnD Am D

  AmI'd have to get drunk every Amnight and talk about viriliAm7ty

  With some old Grandmama who Am6might be decked out like a Christmas B7tree

  EmAnd though pink Bmelephants I'd Emsee, though I'd be Bmdrunk as I could Embe

  Still I would Bmsing my song to Emme about the Am7time they called me GJackie

Chorus

  If I could GbeG7M for only an Gmaj6hour G7M

  If I could Gbe for an G7Mhour every Amday D

  If I could Ambe for Amjust one little Am7hour Am6

  A cute Dcute in a stupid-assed way Gm Dm Gm Dm

Verse 2

  GmAnd if I Dmjoined the social Gmworld, became proDmcurer of young Gmgirls

  Then I would Dmhave my own borGmdellosDm

  GmMy record Dmwould be number Gmone and I'd sell Dmrecords by the Gmton

  All sung by Dmmany other GmfellowsDm

  GMy name would then be Handsome G7MJack and I'd sell boats of opiGmaj6um

  Whisky that came from TwickeG7Mnham, G authentic queers and phoney Am7virgDinsAm7 D

  AmIf I had banks on every Amfinger, a finger in every country Am7

  And all the countries ruled by meAm6 I'd still know where I'd B7want to be

  EmLocked up inBmside my opium Emden surrounded Bmby some ChinaEmmen

  I'd sing the Bmsong that I sang Emthen about the Am7time they called me GJackie

repeat chorus

Verse 3

  GmNow tell me Dmwouldn't it be Gmnice that if one Dmday in ParaGmdise

  I'd sing for Dmall the ladies Gmup there Dm

  GmAnd they would Dmsing along with Gmme, we'd be so Dmhappy, that'd Gmbe

  'Cos down beDmlow is really GmnowhereDm

  GAnd if my name were JuniG7Mper and I would know where I was Gmaj6going

  And I would become G7Mall-knowing, my beard so Gvery long and Am7flowDingAm7 D

  AmIf I became deaf, dumb and Amblind because I pitied all manAm7kind

  And broke my heart to make things Am6right

  I'd know that every B7single night

  EmWhen my anBmgelic work was Emthrough the angels Bmand the Devil Emtoo

  Would sing my Bmchildhood song to Emme about the Am7time they called me GJackie

repeat chorus

  Gm Dm x4 end on G