Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Stayed out about two hours too late,

 And now it's hard getting out of this bed.

Man, my boyfriend was a pain in the butt last night,

Now he's an ache in my head.

Stubbed my toe on the dresser and

 I guess it's too late to shower and do my hair.

Yeah, throw a ball cap on;

Hell, half the day is gone.

And nothing else could go wrong, whoa, oh.

Fifty bucks is all I got.

When times are tough, it's time to shop,

And my credit card'll buy a lot, whoa, oh.

What's another bill to pay?

{intro x2)

It's that kind of day.

 Hey, hey, hey, yeah.

Got twenty-six messages on my voice mail,

 And I've only called my best friend back.

And I told her: "When it comes to my life these days,

 "I'm somewhere between a cry and a laugh."

She said my Mom just called her,

 And said I look like I've gained five pounds.

 Ho, oh, slip into my fat jeans.

Overdose on mint ice cream.

Treat the day just like a dream, whoa, oh.

Hope I see someone I know,

And I'll smile an' put on a show,

Say I got somewhere to go, whoa, oh.

Everyone's got something to say:

 It's that kind of day.

 Hey, hey, hey, yeah.

 Hey, hey, hey!

Standing still on the interstate,

 An' I swear some old lady,

 Just flipped me the bird.

Did she just flip me the bird?

 Ha ha, it's gotta go up from here.

Today is gonna disappear,

And nothings gonna interfere, whoa, oh.

Gonna buy myself some flowers,

And then spend a couple a-hours,

Talking to my Higher Power, whoa, oh.

Ask Him why life's this way.

 Yeah, I'm gonna ask Him why my life's this way,

 There's just no telling what He's gonna say.

 Oh, it's that kind of day.

 Hey, hey, hey, yeah.

 Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah-a.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah-a.

 Yeah, oh hey, hey, hey.

(intro x2)