Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 An angel on a Harley

 Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone

 Puts his bike up on it's stand

Leans back and then extends

 A scarred and greasy hand...he said

How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin'?

 Then he takes your hand

In some strange Californian handshake

 And breaks the bone

Have a nice day

 A housewife from Encino

Whose husband's on the golf course

 With his book of rules

 Breaks and makes a 'U' and idles back

 To take a second look at you

You flex your rod

 Fish takes the hook

 Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath

Another number in your little black book

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

Oh babe, I must be dreaming

 I'm standing on the leading edge

 The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes

 "Jump" says Yoko Ono

 "I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried

 "Go on", she says

 "Why don't you give it a try?

 Why prolong the agony all men must die"

Do you remember Dick Tracy?

 Do you remember Shane?

And mother wants you

 Could you see him selling tickets

 Where the buzzard circles over [Shane]

The body on the plain

 Did you understand the music Yoko

 Or was it all in vain? [Shane]

 The bitch said something mystical "Herro"

 So I stepped back on the kerb again

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

Oh babe, I must be dreaming again

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking