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Now it serves my evil purpose just to see her

Though I know now what she says is untrue

And the things she makes me count

But, for the record, count me out

”honey harder baby!” that’s what she screamed

Now she makes me wait beneath the cloud of darkness

Like a lover in despair, I thank you

For the things you made me see

All through the madness

You taught me well, forget your wedding bells

Ah, she’s so uncool

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She’s the loneliness that hangs beneath your cradle

Though you know that what I say it ain’t true

Well the gift I gave today don’t really matter

It’s the clothes she wears,

And the way she swears

Ah, she’s so uncool

Ah, she’s so uncool

Ah, she’s so uncool