Standard (EADGBE)

 >Intro:

 >

>I walked out of work

 >

>and I was tired as hell

 >

>Another day come and gone oh well

 >

>And somewhere there's a drink

 >

>with my name on it

>Well I ordered a scotch

>as I bust through them doors

>Spilled half on my jeans

>the other half on the floor

>When I saw you standing by

>that video game D7

>Well I ain't very good

>but I get practice by myself

>forgot my one-lines

>so I just said what I felt

>Chorus: G Amin D Bmin C Bmin

> If only you were lonely

 >

> If only you was lonely, too

 >

> If only you were lonely

 >

> I'd go home with you

>Twenty push-ups this morning

>that was half of my goal

>Tonight I'll be doin' pullups

>on the toilet bowl

>And somewhere there's somebody

 >-throwin' up

>Well I broke the seal on my door

>poured myself to bed

>A whirlpool spinnin' around in my head

>There was liquor on my breath

>You were on my mind G7

 >

>And I'll be dreamin' of that smile

 >

>without a care in the world

(repeat chorus as above -- slightly different lyrics, outro)

>I walked out of the kitchen

>I was tired as hell

>Another day's here oh well

>Somewhere there's a smile

>with my name on C it. G