Standard (EADGBE)

 Poor little rich boy, all the couples have gone

You wish that they hadn't, you don't wanna be alone

But they wanna kiss and they got homes of their own

 Poor little rich boy all the couples have gone, they've gone, they've gone

 And you don't love your girlfriend

 You don't love your girlfriend

 And you think that you should but she thinks that she's fat

 But she isn't but you don't love her anyway

 And you don't love your mother

 And you know that you should

 And you wish that you would

 But you don't anyway

Poor little rich boy, all the world is okay

The water runs off your skin and down into the drain

You're reading Fitzgerald, you're reading Hemmingway

They're both super smart and drinking in the caf�s

And you don't love your girlfriend

You don't love your girlfriend

And you think that you should but she thinks that she's fat

But she isn't but you don't love her anyway

And you don't love your mother

And you know that you should

 And you wish that you would

 But you don't anyway ay ay ay

 You're so young, you're so goddamn young

 You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so goddamn young

You're so goddamn young

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so goddamn young

 And you don't love your girlfriend [x4]