Standard (EADGBE)

Intro 2x

Hello, hello?

Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front

Of the Cathedral you have won, dear sir

May I congratulate you first?

 Oh, what an honour

 Human, human of the year!

 You won!...

 Human, human of the year!

 You won!...

Why are you so scared?

You stand there shaking in your pew

The icons are whispering to you

They're just old men

Like on the benches in the park

Except their balding spots are glistening with gold

Human, human of the year!

You won!...

Human, human of the year!

You won!...

 Aah, aAh, aaAAah, ah Aaeeah, aaAh..

 aaaaAAAAaaaaahhh...

 You have won...

Hallelujah...

Hallelujah...

Halleluuuuujah...

 Halle... lujaaah...

Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour

And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers

And thus the Cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners

And with a sigh, grew silent 'Til next years' big human winner

Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour

And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers

All mankind are now your brothers

Hallelujah

Hallelujah...

HalleluuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuujah

Halleeeee lujaaahh...

Hello, hello?

Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front

Of the Cathedral, you have won...

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