Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 A man walks out of his apartment

It is raining, he's got no umbrella

He starts running beneath the awnings

trying to save his suit

Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good

When he gets to the crowded subway platform

 he takes off both of his shoes

 He steps right into somebody's fat loogie

 And everyone who sees him says "ewwww"

Everyone who sees him says "ewwww"

But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of

 Corporate Future

 The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get

 Especially when they're wet

 He also said

Imagine you go away

 on a business trip one day

 And when you come back home

 Your children have grown

 And you never made your wife moan

And people make you nervous

You'd think the world was ending

 And everybody's features

 Have somehow started blending

And everything is plastic

And everyone's sarcastic

 And all your food is frozen

 It needs to be defrosted

You'd think the world was ending

You'd think the world was ending

 You'd think the world was ending right now

Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee

 And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news

Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both

Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny

 It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back

 Hair grows even after you're dead

People are just people

They shouldn't make you nervous

 The world is everlasting

 It's coming and it's going

If you don't toss your plastic

The streets won't be so plastic

 And if you kiss somebody

 Then both of you'll get practice

The world is everlasting

Put dirtballs in your pockets

 Put dirtballs in your pockets

 And take off both your shoes

Cause people are just people

People are just people

People are just people like you

People are just people

People are just people

People are just people like you

 The world is everlasting

 It's coming and it's going

 The world is everlasting

 It's coming and it's going

 It's coming and it's going