Standard (EADGBE)

So just how far down do you want to go

 We could talk it out over a cup of joe

 and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel, uh huh

 Well it's you and me baby, no-one else we can trust

 Don't say nothing to no-one, no-how or we're bust

 and never crack a smile, or flinch, or cry for nobody, uh huh

(CHORUS)

 Well give your I.D. card to the border gaurd

 Yeah your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard

 of the United Federation of Planets cause he won't speak English anyway

 Cause everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

 So meet me at the mission at midnight, we ll divvy up there

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

 Yeah I got the pistols so I'll keep the pesos

 yeah and that seems fair

 So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriffs car

 And slash the deputys tires so they won't get very far

 When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, uh huh

(to CHORUS)

  (to SOLO – - (bar) (bar) )

(to CHORUS)

that seems fair, that seems fair, well that seems fai-ee-ai-ee-ai-ee-air

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