Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

The old days were no fun

 Im not sorry that they're gone

 I don't miss them and I won't miss them

 and it was always wrong

 Everything I've ever done

 From the beginning and to the ending

 and things never got better, it seems like forever

 Since we had fun or maybe I never have fun

Pre-chorus

And this whole time! I've been around

One minute up!

 and a hundred down uhhh ohhh

Chorus

Keep on laughing, Keep attacking

 I'll show you what it means

To keep on lying, Keep denying

 That there's nothing good in me

I'm not worthless, I know you heard this

My life's a joke and the joke's on me

The joke's on me

Verse 2

You were always lame, a headache and a pain

I don't miss you and I won't miss you

I tried not to get bitter but I was such a quitter

Oh yeah I had dreams but they were only ever bad dreams

Pre-chorus

And this whole time! I've been around

One minute up!

and a hundred down uhhh ohhh

Chorus

Keep on laughing, Keep attacking

I'll show you what it means

To keep on lying, Keep denying

That there's nothing good in me

I'm not worthless, I know you heard this

My life's a joke and the joke's on me

The joke's on me, The joke's on me...

Bridge

same as verse)

Well there never were any good old days

Looking back I'm still amazed

How everything went wrong in every way

There were no good old days

Well there never were any good old days

Looking back I'm still amazed

That everything went wrong in every way

There were no good old days

[2x]

Pre-chorus

And this whole time! I've been around

One minute up!

and a hundred down uhhh ohhh

Chorus

Keep on laughing, Keep attacking

I'll show you what it means

To keep on lying, Keep denying

That there's nothing good in me

I'm not worthless, I know you heard this

My life's a joke and the joke's on me...