Standard (EADGBE)

Father comes home mixes up another drink

And brother comes home throws up in the kitchen sink

And sister dyes her mohawk green and pink

And mother's wondering what the neighbors are gonna think?

Who gives a damn about the neighbors

Lord who cares about the neighbors

Who really cares what the neighbors

Think?

Lord who cares about the neighbors

Did they ever ask you for a favor?

What will the neighbors think?

(then strike the harmonics on the 12th fret,

depress the tremolo bar,

and add vibrato,

then back to the beginning)

- Axe Miester!