Standard (EADGBE)

The trouble with your brother

 He's always sleeping with your mother

 And I know that your sister missed her time again this month

 Am I talking too fast or are you just plain dumb

 If you want I can write it down

 It shouldn't matter to you 'cause aren't you the one

 With your razamatazz and the nights on the town

 oh oh oh

 Oh you knew it and you blew it didn't you babe

 I was lying when I asked you to stay

 And now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

 And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed

 And all those stupid little things they aint working

 No they aint working anymore

You started getting fatter three weeks after I left you

And now you're going with some kid who looks like some bad comedian

Are you gonna go out or are you staying at home

Eating boxes of milk tray

Watch TV on your own, oh aren't you the one

With your razamatazz and the nights on the town

Oh oh oh

And your father wants to help you doesn't he babe

But your mother wants to put you away.

And now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things they aint working

No they aint working anymore

Well I saw you at the doctors waiting for a test

You're trying to look like some kind of heiress

But your face is such a mess

 And now you're going to a party and you're leaving on your own

 Oh, oh I'm sorry didn't you say

That things go better with a little bit of razamatazz

 Oh no mau mau mama mau mau mau....

 And now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try to talk you into bed

 And now it's half past ten in the evening

And you wish that you were dead

 Cause all those stupid little things they aint working

 No they aint working anymore