Standard (EADGBE)

We like driving on a Saturday night

past the Leisure Centre, left at the lights

 Oh we don't look for trouble, but if it comes we don't run

 Looking out for trouble is what we call fun

Chorus

 Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals

wouldn't you like to come

over and watch some vandals

smashing up someone's home?

Verse 2

(same chords as 1)

We can't help it we're so thick we can't think

can't think of anything but shit, sleep and drink

Oh and we like women; "Up the women!" we say

and if we get lucky yeah we might even meet some one day

Chorus

Mister, we just want your car

 `cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy

but don't you want to come and see?

Solo

Mister we just want your car

`cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir

Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy

Mister...

[end]

 it's a tragedy.