Standard (EADGBE)

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge

She studies sculpture at St. Martins College

 That¦s where I caught her eye

She told me that her dad was loaded

I said "In that case I¦ll have a rum and coca-cola"

 She said "fine" and in a thirty seconds time she said

"I want to live like common people

 I want to do whatever common people do

I want to sleep with common people

 I want to sleep with common people like you"

 Well what else could I do?, I said "I¦ll see what I can do"

I took her to a supermarket

 I don¦t know why but I had to start it somewhere - so it started there

I said "Pretend you¦ve got no money"

She just laughed and said "Oh, you¦re so funny"

 I said "Yeah, well I can¦t see someone else smiling in here

 Are you sure you want to live like common people

 You want to see whatever common people see

You want to sleep with common people

 You want to sleep with common people like me

 But she didn¦t understand, she just smiled and held my hand

 Rent a flat above your shop, cut you hair and get a job

 Smoke some fags and play some pool, prentend you never went to school

 But still you¦ll never get it right, ¦cos when you¦re laid in bed at night

 watching roaches climb the wall, if you called your dad he could stop it all

You¦ll never live like common people

 You¦ll never do whatever common people do

You¦ll never fail like common people

 You¦ll never watch your life slide out of view

 And dance and drink and screw because there¦s nothing else to do

Sing along with the common people,

 Sing along and it might just get you thru¦

Laugh along with the common people

 Laugh along even though they are laughing at you

And the stupid things that you do

 Because you think that poor is cool

Like a dog lying in a corner they will bite you and never warn you

 look out, they¦ll tear you insides out

¦Cos everybody hates a tourist especially one who thinks that it¦s all

 Such a laugh

and the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath

 you will never understand how it feels to live your life

 With no meaning or control and with nowhere left to go

 You are amazed that they exist and they burn so bright

 Whilst you can only wonder why

 Rent a flat above your shop, cut you hair and get a job

 Smoke some fags and play some pool, prentend you never went to school

 But still you¦ll never get it right, ¦cos when you¦re laid in bed at night

 watching roaches climb the wall, if you called your dad he could stop it all

You¦ll never live like common people

 You¦ll never do whatever common people do

You¦ll never fail like common people

 You¦ll never watch your life slide out of view

 And dance and drink and screw because there¦s nothing else to do

I want to live with common people like you

I want to live with common people like you

Disco 2000

Intro

 Well we were born within an hour of each other

Our mothers said we could be sister and brother

 Your name is Deborah. Deborah - it never suited you

 Oh and they said that when we grew up

We4d get married and never split up

 We never did it, although I often I thought of it

 Oh Deborah, do you recall?

 Your house was very small with wood-chips on the wall

 When I came around to call you didn4t notice me at all

 And I said "Let4s all meet up in the year 2000

I never knew that you4d get married

I would be living down here on my own

 On that damp and loney Thursday years ago

 You were the first girl in school to get breasts

Martyn said that you were the best

 The boys all loved you but I was a mess

I had to watch them try to get you undressed

 We were friends that was as far as it went

I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant

 Oh, it meant nothing to you - cos you were oh so popular

 Oh Deborah, do you recall?

Your house was very small with wood-chips on the wall

 When I came around to call you didn4t notice me at all

 And I said "Let4s all meet up in the year 2000

Won4t it be strange when we4re all fully grown?

 Be there two o4clock by the fountain down the road"

I never knew that you4d get married

I would be living down here on my own

 On that damp and loney Thursday years ago

Oh yeah, oh yeah

 Oh Deborah, do you recall?

Your house was very small with wood-chips on the wall

 When I came around to call you didn4t notice me at all

 And I said "Let4s all meet up in the year 2000

Won4t it be strange when we4re all fully grown?

 Be there two o4clock by the fountain down the road"

I never knew that you4d get married

I would be living down here on my own

 On that damp and loney Thursday years ago

 Oh, what are you doing Sunday, baby?

Would you like to come and meet me maybe?

You can even bring your baby, oh.

 Oh, what are you doing Sunday, baby?

Would you like to come and meet me maybe?

You can even bring your baby, oh. ooh oh oh oh....

...L.I.N....L.L...L.O.V..

"This is a song about those times when your life seems to be

following a set

path. It's alright ... but then suddenly something happens and

shakes it all

up - and it's called F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V. ...

."

- Jarvis Cocker

The room is cold, and it's been like this for several months,

and if I close my eyes I can visualise everything in it.

Right down, right down to the broken handle of the third drawer

down of the dressing table. And the world outside this room has

assumed a familiar shape, the same events shuffled in a slightly

different order each day, just like a modern shopping centre.

And it's so cold.....,

Yeah it's so cold...

What ...

is ...

this ...

 feeling called love?

 Why me?

 Why you?

 Why here?

 And why now?

It doesn't make no sense. No.

It's not convenient. No.

It doensn't fit my plans.

 No, it's something I don't understand oh.

...L.I.N..

.. double L...

L. O. V. E.

What is this thing that is happening to me?

So what do I do? I've got this slightly sick feeling in my stomach

like I'm standing on the top of a very high building. Oh yeah, all

the stuff they tell you about in the movies, but this isn't

chocolate boxes and roses - it's dirtier than that, like some small

animal that only comes out at night. And I see flashes of the shape

of your breasts and the curve of you belly and they make me have to

sit down and catch my breath.

And it's so cold.......,

Yeah it's so cold...

(Chords as before...)

What ... is ... this ... feeling called love?

Why me? Why you? Why here? And why now?

It doesn't make no sense. No.

It's not convenient. No.

It doensn't fit my plans,

But I've got that taste in my mouth again

...L.I.N..

.. double L...

L. O. V. E.

What is this thing that is happening to me?

...L.I.N.. .. double L... L.O.V..

Live Bed Show

by Pulp

 She doesn't have to go to work

 but she doesn't want to stay in bed

 `cause it's changed from something comfortable

 to something else instead

Verse 1

 This bed has seen it all from the first time to the last

 the silences of now and the good times of the past

 and it only cost ten pounds from the shop just down the road

 Mind you, that was seven years ago and things were very different then

Verse 2

(same chords)

It didn't get much rest at first the headboard banging in the night

The neighbours didn't dare complain, Oh everything wqas going right

Now there's no need to complain `cause it never makes a sound

Something beautiful left town and she doesn't even know it's name

Now every night she plays a silent game (ooh ooh ooh)

called pretending nothing's going wrong

 but she knows if this show was televised

 no-one would watch it, not tonight But seven years ago...

[verse chords...]

La la lala lala la...

Now there's no need to complain `cause it never makes a sound

Something beautiful left town and she never even know it's name

repeat [Intro]

"Something Changed"

Verse 1

I wrote this song two hours before we met

I didn't know your name or what you looked like yet Oh

I could have stayed at home and gone to bed

I could have gone to see a film instead

You might have changed your mind and seen your friends

Life could have been very different but then something changed

 [ ]

Verse 2

(same chords as verse 1)

Do you believe that there's someone up above?

And does he have a timetable directing acts of love?

Why did I write this song on that one day?

Why did you touch my hand and softly say

"Stop questions that don't matter anyway

Just give us a kiss to celebrate here today something changed"

 [ ]

 [ ] x2

 When we woke up that morning we had no way of knowing

 that in a matter of hours we change the way we were going

where would I be now? Where would I be now if we never met?

Would I be singing this song to someone else instead?

 I don't know, but like you just said

 something changed.

Suggestions and corrections are always welcome!

date: 11/12/95

I wrote this song two hours before we met

I didn¦t know your name or what you looked like yet

Oh, I could have stayed at home and gone to bed

I could have gone to see a film instead

You might have changed your mind and seen your friend

Life could have been very different but then

Something changed

Do you believe that there¦s someone up above?

And does he have a timetable directing acts of love?

Why did I write this song on that one day?

Why did you touch my hand and softly say:

"Stop asking questions that don¦t matter anyway

Just give us a kiss to celebrate here today

Something changed"

 When we woke up that morning we had no way of knowing

 That in a matter of hours we changed the way we were going

Where would I be now, where would I be now

 If we¦d never met?

Would I be singing this song to someone else instead?

 I dunno but like you just said

Something changed

Sorted For E's And Whizz by Pulp

Verse1

 Oh is this the way they say the futures meant to feel?

 Oh just twenty thousand people standing in a field

 And I just don't understand quite what this feeling is

 That's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and Whizz

 And tell me when the spaceship lands

 Cos all this has just got to mean something

Chorus

In the middle of the night

It feels alright but then tomorrow morning

Ohh ohh when you come down

Oh yeah the pirate radio told us what was going down

Got the tickets from some messed up bloke in Camden Town

And no one seems to know exactly where it is

But that's okay, cos we're all sorted out for E's and Whizz

At four o' clock the normal world seems very very very far away

Hey hey

Chorus

 Just keep on moving

Everybody asks your name they say we're all the same

 And now it's, Nice One, Geezer - that's as far as the conversation went

 I lost my friends I dance alone, it's 6 o' clock, I wanna go home

[This bit's spoken, and the timing's a bit weird, so just do the chords as before!]

 But it's no way not today, makes you wonder what it meant

 And this hollow feeling grows and grows and grows and grows

And you wanna call your mother and say, "Mother,

I can never come home again because I seem to have left

an important part of my brain somewhere in a field in Hampshire. Alright

Chorus

Oohh Oohh when you come down

Ooh what if you never come down?

"Sorted for E's & Wizz"

by Pulp

from the album "Different Class"

Intro

Verse 1

Oh is this the way to say the future's meant to feel?

repeat rhythm with C and G till chorus, i.e. :

Verse 1

( ) x 4

Verse 2

( ) x 3

Verse 3

( ) x 5

Chorus

In the middle of the night it feels allright, but then tomorrow morning

4 x D 4 x D 4 x F 4 x G 4 x A# 4 x A#

ooh ooh ooh, ooh then you come down

Bridge

end:

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh then you come down ( x 2)

ooh ooh ooh, what if you never come down

"Underwear"

Verse 1

Why don't you shut the door

 And close the curtains

 'Cause you're not going anywhere

He's coming up the stairs

 And in a moment

 He'll want to see your underwear

Chorus

I couldn't stop it now

 There's no way to get out

 He's standing far too near

 How the hell did you get here

 Standing naked in somebody elses room

 I'd give my whole life to see you

 Just you standing there

 Only in your underwear

Verse 2

(same chords as verse 1)

If fashion is your trade

When you're naked

I guess you must be unemployed

But once it's underway

There's no escaping

The fact that you're a girl and he's a boy

Chorus

Violin solo

Verse 3

If you could close your eyes

And just remember

This is what you wanted last night

So why is it so hard

For you to touch him

For you to give yourself to him, Jesus

Du du du du du du du ...

Oh yeah, I wanna see you

 Wanna see you standing in your underwear.