Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Where have you been?

 Where have you gone?

 And have I done something wrong?

 You're the tooth fairy

 You're like Santa Claus

 You're like white noise

 When I want my favorite song

 Just come on back

 Come on home

 It ain't super smart to leave me alone

 Light a flare

 Pick up the phone

 I'm like a stoner babe without my bong.

Chorus

 Are you hidin' in the closet?

 Are you underneath the bed?

 Did you go on a long walk of a short pier?

How come you're not here?

 Should I worry you've been bitten?

 Or somebody got you high?

Quick come back or I might just die

How come you're not here?

Verse 2

excactly like verse 1):

I've heard some rumors

About another girl

I heard she's cute but she stores nuts like a squirrel

that's all cool

I'll wait right here

'Til you get bored and she gets carded for beer

I'm the one

I'm just that slick

You won't find better

I'm honeydipped

There ain't a thing

That's fake on me

I miss you babe come home to me

Chorus

Bridge

Has anyone seen

 Has anyone seen

 Has anyone seen

 Why he's hiding from me

 Can anyone see

 Can anyone see

 Can anyone see

 Let's play hide and seek

Chorus