Standard (EADGBE)

I'll tell you 'bout the driver that lives inside my head

starts me up and stops me and puts me into bed

he opens up my mouth when its time for me to talk

and fires up my legs when he wants me to walk

Chorus

Keeps my eyes open for most of the day

adds to my memory the things people say

when he makes decisions I don't have to wait

and sometimes it seems that he's got too much on his plate

Like this morning when I woke up and he dressed me in this shirt

it looks a little ragged when he dragged me through the dirt

I'm moving through this life and I'm thinking 'bout the next

I'm hoping when I get there I'll be better dressed

Chorus repeated with last line replaced with:

I'll tell you 'bout the driver

that lives inside my head