Standard (EADGBE)

Riff

Verse 1

Blind date with a chancer we had Oysters and dry lancers and the check

 when it arrived we went dutch dutch dutch dutch

 a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash and this

emory board is giving me a rash

I am flat out your're so beautiful to look at when you cry

freeze don't move you've chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of

 the sequel to your life

Chorus

A shady lane, everybody wants one

A shady lane, everybody needs one

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Oh my god, oh your god, oh his god, oh her god

It's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god,

it's everybody's god

The worlds collide, but all that I want is a shady lane

Verse 2

Glance, don't stare

Soon you're being told to recognize your heirs

No, not me -- I'm an island of such great complexity

Stress surrounds in the muddy peaceful center of this town

Tell me off in the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys and the

over-friendly concierge

Chorus

A shady lane, everybody wants one

A shady lane, everybody needs one

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Oh my god, oh your god, oh his god, oh her god

It's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's

everybody's god

The worlds collide, but all that I want is a shady lane.