Standard (EADGBE)

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman

From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

 Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman

From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed

 I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it

 Because you say so under your breath

 You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

 Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and

I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and

Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign

I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...

Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears

 And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"

Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,

 They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it

 Because you say so under your breath

 You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

 Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

 I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

 I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

 And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like

 a night out with no one sizing you up

 I've never been so surreptitious, so of course

 you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

 And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like

 a night out with no one sizing you up

 I've never been so surreptitious, so of course

 you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

 And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like

 a night out with no one sizing you up

 I've never been so surreptitious, so of course

 you'll be distracted when I spike the punch