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Intro

 Tope or not to pay that is the question

 It refused to stay as it all turned grey Oh William Shakespear's receeding

hair

Please Excuse the pun It's hair today, gone tomorrow

 So be thankful for what precious locks you have

 Toupe or not to pay that is the question

 And by the way I just gotta say thank the Lord I'm not going bald

And if I may quip, my curls and I, are just like heaven

Cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there

 But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck heart chased a swallow

 It makes me smile Cause I know just what I'd do

 Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with

I'd open up a secondhand store and if you ever went bald

You'd recall it cause I'd cleverly call it

 "Rugs From Me to You"