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Intro
Tope or not to pay that is the question
It refused to stay as it all turned grey Oh William Shakespear's receeding
hair
Please Excuse the pun It's hair today, gone tomorrow
So be thankful for what precious locks you have
Toupe or not to pay that is the question
And by the way I just gotta say thank the Lord I'm not going bald
And if I may quip, my curls and I, are just like heaven
Cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there
But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck heart chased a swallow
It makes me smile Cause I know just what I'd do
Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
I'd open up a secondhand store and if you ever went bald
You'd recall it cause I'd cleverly call it
"Rugs From Me to You"