Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how we run like pigs from a gun, see how we fly, I'm cryin'
Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirts, stupid Bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty
boy you let your face grow long
but I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo
Mister city, policeman city, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how we run, I'm cryin'
I'm cry...., I'm cryin', I'm cry.....
Yellow mound of custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Grab a locker, fish wife, pornographic priestress, man you've been a
naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Sitting in an English Garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Experts, sexperts, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see how they snide, I'm cryin'
Semenela pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguins singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen him
kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus,
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
ca choo....
A du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a
du-du-du baw
The rest of the song just repeats: