Standard (EADGBE)

 Wherever we go, bluebirds sing

 And the flowers bloom

 And the grass gets green

 It's a curious thing

 But it's just our thing

 Wherever we go, the bees behave

 In the treetops, squirrels smile and wave

 It's a curious thing

 And it's humb-a-ling

 Where we go, little glow-worms glow

 Little roadrunners run ahead

 Gonna tell their friends

Little mice, little men

 Get 'em all excited

 All invited

Chorus

Hands up,

Holler back here,

Let's throw this party in gear,

We brought the welcome mat,

 Wherever we go, that's where the party's at.

Hands up,

 Holler back now

We don't claim any know how,

We're given God all that,

 Wherever we go, that's where the party's at.

 Wherever we go, the dumb get wise

 And the crime rates drop

 And the markets rise

 It's a curious thing

 But it's just our thing

 Bullies make nice, crooks repent

 And the ozone layer shows improvement

 It's a curious thing

 And it's humb-a-ling

 Wherever we're led

All the Living Dead

 Wanna leave their Zombie Mob

 It's a touching scene when they all come clean

 God help us, we just love our job

Chorus

(Throw your hands up high)

(High, throw your hands up,)

(Throw your hands up, high.)

(High, throw your hands up,)

(Throw your hands up, high.)

This is the message we spread,

 Bringin' life to the dead.

 This is the Good news expo,

Follows wherever we go.

 This is the message we spread,

 Bringin' life to the dead.

This is the Good News expo,

Follows wherever we go.

[CHORUS until end]