Standard (EADGBE)

(x2, second time hold the longer)

(verse 1)

Not quite sure of the chords here, it's mostly bass. I switch from G# and C# and

it sounds about right.

Baby, you'd better relax

Don't get your panties in a bunch

Would you please put down that record

 That was very hard to find

(chorus)

Oh no, Holy smokes

Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost

Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise

(verse 2, same as 1)

Why are you looking at me

With that mad look on your face?

Your ears are turning purple

Oh what did I do now?

(chorus 2, same as 1)

Oh no, Holy smokes

Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost

Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise

(bridge, same as intro)

Oh me, oh my

Oh me, oh my

(interlude, bass only)

Fiddlesticks

Where did I put my pencil?

(verse 3, bass only first two lines)

I'm just a guy who's trying to get by

And live my life, oh so peacefully

But every time I turn around

Somebody's wearing a frown

And pointing their finger at me.

(chorus 3, same as 1 but slower)

Oh no, Holy smokes

Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost

Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise

 (outro, same as intro, other than instead of first E)

Oh me, oh my

Oh me, oh my

end on G#