Standard (EADGBE)

Feminists don't have a sense of humour.

Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo)

Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.

 They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say...

Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!)

Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.)

Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?)

Can't these chicks do anything but whine?!

Dance break! :D

They say...

Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT,

equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!)

On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.)

Won't these women ever get a life?

Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...)

Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!)

Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.

 They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham

 That's why these feminists just need to find a man.

I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message. :)