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All the sailors with their seasick mamas

hear the sirons on the shore

singing songs for pimps with tailors

who charge ten dollars at the door

~chorus~

you can really learn alot that way

it will change you in the middle of the day

though your confidence may be shattered

it doesnt matter

All the great explorers

are now in granite lake

under white sheets for the great unveiling

at the big parade

~chorus~

All the bush league batters

are left to die on the diamond

in the stands the home crowd scatters

for the turnstiles x3