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 You had fun, but you couldn’t get him out of the car

 I guess mama’s boys only go so far

 You went in and put a record on

 To make it sound like someone was home

 And thanked yourself for pouring yourself a drink

Try to figure out and laugh yourself to the showers

Burn yourself alive and join the monster squad

They say in this place you can reinvent yourself

Well you’ve done it again, Virginia

Made another masterpiece while I was dreaming

How does it feel to feel like you?

 Brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, turn over

 A cool, tall, drink of water

 is all you ever wanted to be

 And if you had another wish to wish you’d be fun and moving

 But you can’t talk to people, right? You can’t tell a story

 You’re tall, long legged and your heart’s full of liquor

 And me and everybody are just ice in a glass

Try to figure out and laugh yourself to the showers

Burn yourself alive and join the monster squad

They say in this place you can reinvent yourself

Well you’ve done it again, Virginia

Made another masterpiece while I was dreaming

How does it feel to feel like you?

 Brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, turn over