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Intro

Verse

I still haven't found a girlfriend

though I've tried a lot

So can you help me please

it's tougher than I thought

The odds are pretty good but

 the goods are pretty odd

 still at this point I'd take anything you've got.

You see this all the time

 nice girls in love with jerks

What could they be thinking

Tell me how it works

If I've got some problems well I

wouldn't be the first

 but the ones I have in mind are even worse

Chorus

Even Hilter had a girlfriend

Who he could always call

Who'd always be there for him

In spite of all his faults

He was the worst guy ever

reviled and despised

 Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I

 Why can't I?

Verse

Life is full of contradictions

Hard to understand

And for every happy woman

There's a lonely man

Nixon had his puppy

 Charles Manson had his clan

 But god forbid that I get a girlfriend

Chorus

Even Hilter had a girlfriend

Who he could call his own

 to sweeten days of bitterness

and feeling all alone

I'm not as bad as Hilter but it

doesn't mean a thing since

 they'd rather be with Hitler more than me

 I don't see why they'd rather be with

Hitler more than me