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Intro

I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors

I screamed his named till the neighbors called the cops

I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver

 Don't know what I did next all I know I couldn't stop

Word got around to the barflies and the baptist

My mama's phone started ringing off the hook

I can hear her now saying she ain't gonna have it

 Don't matter how you feel it Only matters how you look

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 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up

 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady

 'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together

 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart

Wish I could be just a little less dramatic

 Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames

Leave it to me to be holding the matches

 When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame

Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation

Sometimes revenge is a choice you got a make

My mama came from a softer generation

 When you get a grip and bite your lip just to save her little face

Chorus

 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up

 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady

 'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together

 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart

Powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep them closed

Cross your legs, dot your eyes, and never let 'em see you cry

Chorus

 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up

 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady

 'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together

 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart

Outro