Last Nights Fake Blood Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

GWashing off last night's fakCe blood

From an even faker cut

GSome poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'

CAll over everything I own

F G C

Verse

CMerry Christmas, Hare Krishnas

 Don't you wish you had it as good as I Fdo

 Nothing new to report from the floor of the Gairport, oh oh oh

CThey took my baby; they took it from me

 That's the worst thing you could have done to yoursFelves

 Now I'm out for black magic revenge Gon all of your friends

There's a pet death comin'

Chorus

Washing off last night's fake blood

From an even faker cut

Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'

All over everything I own

Verse

CDiamond death, there's nothing left for you and me

 But a paper cut down from a Ffamily tree

 Its leaves changing; now Geverything's gonna change

Chorus

Washing off last night's fake blood

From an even faker cut

Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'

All over everything I own

CTake my shrunken head from your shelf

AmWitch doctor with your potions and spells

FYou're just another evil girl I will have to forget

GIt's such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend

CThat this isn't happening to me again

AmDon't look here when you lose all your friends

FYeah, you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes

GLook at you now, you're the one who's exposed