Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

1st verse

The first sin that I once told

 Was to my parents at ten years old

I stole somethin' I'll admit it

 But not to priests or crucifixes

Me and my best friend Chris

 We built our alibis from bricks

And when we were questioned we just read our scripts

"I didn't do it"

2nd verse

The first crime I did commit

 Was mischief night with my friend Chris

 We packed our bags with toilet paper,

Bars of soap, and egg containers

And we targeted everyone who ever seemed to do us wrong

Oh how the time turns on

1st Chorus

 And maybe Einstein can express

 The formulaic mysteries of time

 But I've lost the time

 And maybe Kafka was a writer

 But I've been living like my name is Samsa

3rd verse

The first night I got my fix

 Was with my brother and my friend Chris

 We stole my mothers Smirnoff vodka

Mixed it with some cans of Fresca

We learned how our parents lived

 And found that we were good at it

Meet me at the bottom or in between

2nd chorus

 And maybe Einstein can express

 The formulaic mysteries of time

 But I've lost the time

 And maybe Kafka was a writer

 But I've been living like my name is Samsa

Outro [2x]

 See you in hell

 I'll see ya when I see ya

 See you in hell

 I'll see ya when I see ya

//let Dsus2* ring at the end

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