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 There's a Hotel on a Hill

 And the food will make you ill

 But there are many other reasons to stay

 There's always people in their rooms

 Watching the sky and all its gloom

 As they are casting all the bad dreams away

 And I know you'd like to stay but Their rooms are full today so

 Looks like you'll have to stay sad

 But if you like I could reserve a hotel room better too for you

 And there's a road that takes you there

 And there's a milion flights of stairs

 You'll have to climb to find the hotel

 Stairs of wine around the hotel

 It's not your average kind of motel

 The hotel on a hill.