Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D - XX0232 G/D - XX0797 A/D - XX09119 Em9(no 5th) - xx2032-|

G5 - 3x0033 G5(1) - 3X0032 Em9 - 022032 A -x03330---------|

This song isn’t nearly as hard as these chords would make out, but since there are so

poorly tabbed versions out there, I thought I’d throw mine into the mix which is certainly

bit more accurate.

For the D and G/D chords that open the song and are repeated throughout, you need to

the first finger onto the middle G string, listen for the timing.

So you are going from this: xx0032 ...to this: xx232. And then this:

....to this: xx0797.

The only other thing to note is that she alternates between using the G5 and the G5(1)

as I have labelled it above, so just listen for which is used where.

Intro

D G/D

DPoetry is no place for a heart that's a wG/Dhore

DAnd I'm young & I'm strong But I feel old & tG/Dired, overfired.

DAnd I've been poked & stoked, it's all smoke, there's no more firG/De

 Only desirA/De

 For you, whoever you Em9are

 For you, whoever you Dare

Second Verse:

DYou say my time here has been some sort of G/Djoke

 That I've been messing Daround some sort of incubating peG/Driod

 For when I really come Daround I'm cracking G5up

 And you have no Em9idea

 No idea how it fG5eels to be on your Down

 In your own G5home with the fucking Dphone

G5 <---- note not G5(1)

And the mother of gloom

 In your bedDroom

 Standing over your G5head

 With her hand in your Em9head, with her hand in your Dhead

 I will not G5pretend I will not put on a Dsmile

 I will not say I'm all G5right for you when all I Awanted was to be good

 To do everything in trG5uth, to do everything in Dtruth

From here on there are no surprises and you can follow the patterns above and just

to match the chords. Any questions or corrections please feel free to get in contact.