Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

 Ha ha said the clown has the king lost his crown,

 has the night been tight on romance

 Ha ha said the clown easy bringing me down,

  – -

that you've lost your chance

  Feeling low, gotta go see a show in town

 Hear the jokes, have a smoke, and a laugh at the clown

 In a whirl, see a girl with a smile in her eyes

 Never thought I'd be brought right down by her lies

Chorus

 Ha ha said the clown has the king lost his crown,

 has the night been tight on romance

 Ha ha said the clown easy bringing me down,

  – -

that you've lost your chance

 In a trance, watch her dance to the beat of the drums

 Faster now, sweating brow, I'm all the fingers and thumbs

 Wonder why I hit the sky when she blows me a kiss

 In a while run a mile I'm regretting all this

Chorus

Ha, Ha said the clown.....

 Take your coat, close the show, wish the people good-bye

 Grab my coat, grab my hat, look that girl in the eye

 Where's your home, What's your phone stop fooling around

 Could have died she replied "I'm a wife of the clown"

2 x Refrain: Ha ha said the clown