Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

, with this riff:

  See them on the big bright screen

  tan and blonde and seventeen

  eating non-food keeps them mean

  but they're young forever

  if they must grow up

  they marry dukes and earls

  I hate California girls

  They ain't broke so they put on airs

  the faux folks sans derrieres

  they breathe coke and they have affairs

  with each passing rock star

  they come on like squares

  then get off like squirrels

  I hate California girls

  (with riff)

then Bridge:

  Looking down their perfect noses

  at me and my kind

  do they think we won't-

  well nevermind

  laughing through their perfect teeth

  at everyone I know

  do they think we won't

  get up and go

  so

  I have planned my grand attacks

  I will stand behind their backs

  with my brand-new battle-axe

  then will they taste my wrath?

  They will hear me say

  as the pavement whirls

  "I hate California girls.."