Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I go down to the ocean

 I take a walk upon your shores

I dig up a big ol' hairy clam

 And then take out the pearl

 Cuz it's a metaphor

I'll marinate your flank steak

 I'll bread your jumbo shrimp

I'll take your little brother to the zoo

 And I'll marinate your flank steak

 Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin

 It's a metaphor for fuckin

I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship

 I'll fuck you with my dick

I'll put my magic wand inside your... car

 Then I'll marinate your flank steak

 Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak

 It's a metaphor for flank steak

Flank steak is delicious

 Wish I was eatin it right now

And every time that I see one

 Wanna titty fuck the flank steak

 Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak

 Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak

Love is such a mystery