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I am really special cuz theres only one of me.
Look at my smile Im so darn happy other people are jealous of me.
When Im sad and lonely, I like to sing this song.
It cheers me up and tells me that I wont be sad for long oh-oh-oh
Im so happy, I can barely breathe.
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitttens baby teeth.
Watch out all you mothers, Im happy its hardcore,
Happy as a coupon for a $20 bore ho-ho-ho-ho.
Im so happy, sugar-coated me.
Happy good, anger bad, thats my philosophy.
*I cant do this man Im not happy*
I am really special cuz theres only one of me.
Look at my smile Im so darn happy other people are jealous of me.
These are my love handles, and this is my spout.
And if you tip me over then momma say knock you out.
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave.
Welcome to my happy world, now get your stuff and leave.
I am happy. I am good. Im
*Im outta here. Screw you.*