Standard (EADGBE)

 In an airplane, I was flying.

 Just a flight attendant guy.

I can be clumsy, and I stumbled

 out the door, into the sky.

Now I am falling through the air.

Wind and regret flow through my hair.

All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean.

Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up.

 It’s the Angel of Death, and he says “Wazzup?”

 I say, “What is it this time?”

 And he’s like “Well, hello, goodbye, I’ll see you in Hell.”

 He can be like that sometimes, he’s such a nut.

 So I snicker and say, “I’d love to, but

gravity’s calling, I’ve got some falling to do.”

 I’m in a state of shock, but it’s something new.

 I guess it all depends on your point of view. It’s true.

Coda