Drop D

Riff

Candy caught Bo in bed with the red head

Riff

She threw a fit and a fern and the "F" word at the both of them

Riff

She peppered him with BBs cause she couldn't find the 12-gauge

 Said Cindy Lou I know you're husband and there's gonna be hell to pay

 There ain't nothing like a woman scorned

 There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns

 The neighbors knew they were in for a war

 They saw a screaming half-naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch

 No one slams the door like a woman scorned

Candy came back Bo was zipping up his Levis

She chased him around the kitchen he was trying to apologize

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He dialed a 9 and 1 'fore she landed that left hook

She knocked him out cold Candy's stronger than she looks

 There ain't nothing like a woman scorned

 There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns

 The neighbors knew who was winning that war

 They saw a half-naked bleeding husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch

 No one slams the door like a woman scorned

 Lead

 There ain't nothing like a woman scorned

 There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns

  (All in)

And oh she swears all is fair in love and war

 Said if you wanna be a dog I'll treat you like a dog You're sleeping on the porch

 No one slams the door like a woman scorned

Like a woman scorned