Standard (EADGBE)

A few notes:

- You can play the alternative Cm at the end as a nice outro!

Just pluck the snares from low to high and let it ring.

- In case the A# chord is a bit too tricky or just plain annoying,

you can play it as a power chord as long as you don't pluck the small e snare.

Intro

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Takes a dump in a coffee can

Plays some games with a grudge

Gonna shit out some anal fudge

 Look out, here comes some shitty games

Alcohol is his power source

Takes a piss like a drunken horse

Climbs a wall then he falls

This game sucks his spider balls

 Oh no, he's playing the shitty games

(Pluck the bass string first, then the chord itself:)

When he plays his games he feels so ashamed

 He shoots web from his wrist

 But now Spiderman's fuckin... pissed

Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd

Rather suck on a frozen turd

 Or eat some crap from a moose

Gonna chug down some poopy juice

These games are such a great big fuck-up

 They make you wanna throw up

All over Spider...Man...