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 I saw an old woman in a wheelchair on the highway yesterday

 I saw an old woman in a wheelchair on the highway yesterday

 And as I asked her to pull over

 To make sure no truck would hit her

 She smiled and mumbled: "okay, whatever you say"

 And I said: "I, I wonder why, I wonder why"

 She said: "Girl you're so naive and you're too young to understand

 I am now chasing my husband Stan

 A pale man in a black suit came to take him

 In trade for a cup of tea

 A pale man came to take him away from me."

 And I said: "I see (and I really did)

 You go and chase him, go ahead

 And when you catch him, will you send him my love

 And tell the pale man to make sure

 To call before he comes to take me too

 To take me too."

  I saw an Old woman

I saw an Old woman

I saw an old woman