You Cant Win Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

G: 320033 or 320003

Intro

G D Em C x2

  If you gGo, they'll say you're fDollowing

  If you dEmon't, then you're too gCood for them

  If you smGile, you must be Dignorant

  If you dEmon't, what's your prCoblem?

  If you're doGwn, so ungrDateful

  And if you're Emhappy, why so sCelfish?

  And, you can't wGin

  No, you can't wCin, no

G The one who doesn't quite fit Din

  Underdressed under your sAmkin

  Oh, a wCalking disaster

G Everytime you try to fDly

  You end up falling out of lAmine, oh

  You cCan't can't win, no

  If you're thGin, poor little wDalking disease

  If you're Emnot, they're all scrCeaming obese

  If you're straGight, why aren't you mDarried yet?

  If you're gEmay, why aren't you wCaving a flag?

  If it's wrGong, you're knDowing it

  If it's riEmght, you'll Calways miss

  You can't wGin, no

  You can't wCin, no

G The one who doesn't quite fit Din

  Underdressed under your sAmkin

  Oh, a wCalking disaster

G Everytime you try to fDly

  You end up falling out of lAmine, oh

  You cCan't can't win, no

Em And you tCry, you try so hAmard D

Em But it's weCaring on your hAmeart D

  And you plEmay, you play the gCame

  But you pAmay, you pay for iDt

  You can't wEmin, nCo

  You can't Amwin nDo

  If you spGeak, you'll only pDiss 'em off

  If you dEmon't, you're anCother robot

  If you stGop, they'll just sDay you quit

  If you dEmon't, you might lCose your shit

  You can't wGin, nDo

  You can't wEmin, nCo

  You can't wGin, noCoo

G The one who doesn't quite fit Din

  Underdressed under your sAmkin

  Oh, a wCalking disaster

G Everytime you try to fDly

  You end up falling out of lAmine, oh

  You cCan't can't win, no

G The one who doesn't quite fit Din

  Underdressed under your sAmkin

  Oh, a wCalking disaster

G Everytime you try to fDly

  You end up falling out of lAmine, oh

  You cCan't can't win, no

G D Am C x2

  End on G