Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

 While j***ing off listening to mozart

You bitch and moan about LA

 Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don’t eat meat

And drive electrical cars

You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art

 You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

 No you don’t even like boys

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal

You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal

Secretly you’re so amused

 That nobody understands you

I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head

I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead

I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

 No you don’t even like boys

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

 No you don’t even like…

 Ur so gay ur so gay

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair

You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there

I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

 No you don’t even like boys

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

 No you don’t even like… PENIS!