Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While j***ing off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You dont eat meat
And drive electrical cars
Youre so indie rock its almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like boys
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
Youre so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
Youre so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly youre so amused
That nobody understands you
Im so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
Im so angry cause youd rather MySpace instead
I cant believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like boys
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
Ur so gay ur so gay
You walk around like youre oh so debonair
You pull em' down and theres really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like boys
Youre so gay and you dont even like boys
No you dont even like
No you dont even like
No you dont even like PENIS!