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William Henry Harrison died early

 John Tyler annexed Texas from Mexico

James K. Polk fought Mexico to keep it

Taylor was a Mexican War hero

Filmore gave a boat to Commodore Perry

Pierce repealed the Missouri Compromise

 Buchanan saw the Civil War's beginnings

Lincoln saved the Union, then he died

Andrew Johnson just survived impeachment

General Grant thought getting drunk was fun

Rutherford B. Hayes ended reconstruction

Garfield was assassinated in 1881

Arthur suspended Chinese immigration

Cleveland made the railroad people squirm

Harrison signed the Sherman Anti-Trust Act

Grover Cleveland served another term


McKinley kept the Spanish out of Cuba

Roosevelt was handy with a gun

Taft was big and fat and had a mustache

Wilson kicked some ass in World War I

Harding said let's laissez-faire with business

Coolidge made the roaring 20's roar

Hoover screwed the pooch in the Great Depression

Roosevelt beat the Nazis in the war

Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima

Eisenhower kept the commies well in hand

Kennedy was killed by a magic bullet

Johnson murdered kids in Vietnam

Nixon was a sweating filthy liar

Ford gave Nixon pardon for his crimes

Carter lusted in his heart for peanuts

Reagan won the Cold War and lost his mind

George Bush senior poked at Saddam Hussein

Clinton gave an intern a cigar

W's rein of terror's finally over

Obama's mediocre insofar

 In the year twenty 'leven we're out of money

Somewhere surely freedom's on the march

I don't like to make political statements