Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain

 I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far

 I see you met my assistant Scarface

 His appearance is quite disturbing

 but I assure you he's harmless enough

 He's a sweetheart, calls me Master

 And he has a way of finding pretty things

 and bringing them to me

Chorus

I'm so into you

 But I'm way too smart for you

 Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

 I'm not surprised that you agree

 If you could find some way to be

 A little bit less afraid of me

 You'd see the voices that control me

 from inside my head

 Say I shouldn't kill you....yet

 I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

 You like monkeys, you like ponies

 Maybe you don't like monsters so much

 Maybe I used too many monkeys

 Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony

making a gift for you?

Chorus

I'm so into you

 But I'm way too smart for you

 Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

 I'm not surprised that you agree

 If you could find some way to be

 A little bit less afraid of me

 You'd see the voices that control me

 from inside my head

 Say I shouldn't kill you....yet

Bridge

 Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine

 While up above the waves my doomsday squad

 ignites the atmosphere

 And all the fools who lead their foolish lives

 may find it quite explosive

 Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

Verse 3

 You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain

 So maybe you could cut me just a little slack

 Would it kill you to be civil?

 I've been patient, I've been gracious

 And this mountain is covered with wolves

 Hear them howling, my hungry children

 Maybe you should stay and have another drink

 and think about me and you

Final Chorus

I'm so into you

 But I'm way too smart for you

 Even my henchmen think I'm crazy

 I'm not surprised that you agree

 If you could find some way to be

 A little bit less afraid of me

 You'd see the voices that control me

 from inside my head

 Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I shouldn't kill you yet

I shouldn't kill you yet