Standard (EADGBE)

I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them

figure 1 and figure 2.

Thats all you need, now heres the song.

Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze

Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news

Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried

All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died

I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette

I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet

I just signed it, I never reviewed

 All the fine print you wrote out

Now I guess I'm

screwed

Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip

Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip

Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man

He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand

I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett

I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet

I just signed it, I never reviewed

 All the fine print you wrote out

Now I guess I'm

screwed

C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2)

It's bad news for me again, It never ends

I got no prize inside my Happy Meal

C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1)

I got lots of money, I got lots of friends

Just like Meatloaf got a record deal

Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time

Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime

Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake

Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take

I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette

I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet

I just signed it, I never reviewed

 All the fine print you wrote out

Now I guess I'm

screwed

Have fun,

Dave

Guitar Tab Legend:

h - Hammer on

p - Pull off

x - finger mute (fretboard hand)