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Mc Confusing back in this bitch

 With a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket

 I got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits

 And my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit

 And you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to

 Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon

 And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to

 Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2

Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy

 I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73

 I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary

 Which is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany

 I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus

 And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis

 Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea

 Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army

I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)

 I've got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl

 When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize

 But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

 Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype

 I'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice

 But I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite

 Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like

 But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne

 Et j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue

 Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee

 Let's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh

MC Fatigue did you miss me

 I'll be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee

 I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know

 I had that coffee about five minutes ago

Chorus

They hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus!

 I haven't found a fuckin job yet

 So I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)

I don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus!

 I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge

 Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)

Verses

I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees

 50 miles an hour is their average speed

 A queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day

 Just cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay

 I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual

 I hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual

 We can't even get married in most states here in America

 it's fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada)

I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole

 Being gay is evil and it is unnatural

 Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight

 Penises go in viginas anything else is just insane

 I'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes

 I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic

 And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse

 Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course

 WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct

 I disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content

 It was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste

 Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away

 Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song

 One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon

 Make a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"

 But for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide

Chorus

This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus!

 My dad's gun was in his closet

 And I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run)

I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus!

 Syanora and farewell

 Guess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1)