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Pete’s little tiny erect dick

No one knew what to do with it

Megan left ‘cause she couldn’t find it

Couldn’t find it, Couldn't find it

 Pete’s little tiny erect dick

It’s a quarter tall and a penny thick

If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick

Looks a lot like a pink cue tip

Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip

 Pete’s little tiny erect dick

Pete's little tiny erect dick

Can’t satisfy anyone with it